- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

say it ten times fast: oh

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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