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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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