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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

your no better than a cockroach

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

John lazzaro likes dick

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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