Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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nice tits.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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