Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Anti Joke

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