How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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