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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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