- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

race-car = rac-ecar

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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