- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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