- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

You idiot.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

He--Hey guys

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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