What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man did not like this site

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

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