- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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