- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

u know whats a crime? rape

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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