A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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