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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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