- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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