- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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