Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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