- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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