- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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