- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Chris is hairy

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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