What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

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