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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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