Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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