- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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