- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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