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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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