- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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