- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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