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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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