How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Gay rights.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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