- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

tea with milk?

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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