What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Cancer

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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My cat just died.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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