- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

God is real.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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