mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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