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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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