- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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