Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Cancer

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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