- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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