- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

steven hawking walks into a bar

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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