What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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