Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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were you expecting a joke

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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