Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Haha, I get it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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