- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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