Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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