- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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