How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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