- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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