- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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