A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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