- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Indians

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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