Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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