Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Golf.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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