What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I'm Coming

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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