What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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