- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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