So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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