what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Donald Trump

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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eh

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

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