Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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