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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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