- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

no really what are ur names?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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