How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

your life

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

civil rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

And you honored it I see :P

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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