- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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