Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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NEVER

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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