A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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