A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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knock knock come in

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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