Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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