why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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