- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

WNBA

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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