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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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