- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab