Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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