Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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