What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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