- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

GOODBYE

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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