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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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