- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock knock Fuck off!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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