A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Do you play piano? No

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

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