Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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