If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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