Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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