Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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