Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Allah walked into AK Bar

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

this website is a bad joke

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

roses are red poo is poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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