So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How old are you? 7

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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