How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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