- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

9/11 my birthday

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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