Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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