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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

The government

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Your Mom

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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