- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

He--Hey guys

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's 1+1? 69.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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