In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

i'm hard

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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