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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

13 =B you just learned something

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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