- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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