A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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