- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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