- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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