A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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