This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's brown an sticky Shit

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

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