Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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