- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

who is not good looking? mon morello

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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