- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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