what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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