My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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