knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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