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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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