What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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