- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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