Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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