- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

womans rights...

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats 2+2? 4

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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