- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A black man walks out of a police station

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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