- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Grace Ackerson

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

David Cameron

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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