Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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