Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

ure mama's so fat

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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