- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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