justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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