"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

whos on the right track? lady gaga

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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