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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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