- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's brown an sticky Shit

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Obama = ebola