- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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