- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The chickens have become self-aware!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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