What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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