- Anti Joke

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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