- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Click here to end the world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

the NAACP

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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