Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Anti Joke

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