I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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jews

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Anti Joke

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