- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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