- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I dont have a girlfriend

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

France had one revolution

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Ily bae

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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