- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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