What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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