yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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