- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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