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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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