What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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