- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A house comes around the corner.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Women's Rights

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Go away still nothing to see

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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