What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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