- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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