- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Boner

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

ure mama's so fat

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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