How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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