- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Boner

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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