- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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