What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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I will create more jobs for americans

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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