- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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