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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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