Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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