- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

read this sentence again.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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