You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Knock knock.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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