Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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