- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Flowers are colors Love me

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