What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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