- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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