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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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