- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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