- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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