- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

^ That's not even funny ^

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

deez nuts

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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