What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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