why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Rylan Clark

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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