- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

knock knock come in !

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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