What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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