- Anti Joke

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

One, two, three, four and five

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown